Stole it from . . . Someone's random profile. XD

Made of total lol.

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?
Lindsey

a girl who can drink most men under the table without them knowing it, also characterized by being seductive and very influencial. a broad.
That girl is such a lindsey.

bawwwwww

2.) Your age?
15

Any girl under eighteen who lies about her age. Closley related to the term jailbait but more devious.
Jake went out with a total 15 last night he found out this morning when the cops showed up .


o_o

3.) One of your friends?

1.a girl who is hotter than the flames of hell

2. the marvelous and mysterious temptress from the land of eternal joy

3. a girl who is smarter than albert einstein but as gorgeous as helen of troy (you know the one whose beauty started the epic war)

4. this girl is in NO way affiliated with Lindsay Lohan. Lohan simply stole this girl's name.
See that smoking hot amazing girl over there? Yep, she's a Lindsay.



lol no fair >_>

4.) What should you be doing?
Studying

An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study."



o_________________________________o


5.) Favorite Colour?
Skyblue

One of Earth's most beautiful colors. Imparts joy, hope, and reflection on the awesome beauty that surrounds us. A cloudless, azure sky is often compared to the color of skyblue.
The pond was reflecting the skyblue color from above, which made a perfect spot for taking a break from the day.




agreed.

6.) Birthplace?
Daytona beach

A city in which people get psyched to go to if they have to move there, but after they get aquainted, they realize the city is the epitome of lame ass shit hole town with assholes, crackheads and hookers waiting on every street.
"Yeah man I'm movin' to DAYTONA!!"
"I'm sorry."
"What do you want to do tonight?"
-10 minutes later-
"I dunno, it's Daytona, there is NOTHING to do.."

bahahhhh




7.) Month of your birth?
October

NUDY MAGAZINE DAY!
- what day is it?
- ...october...
(go watch billy madison)




wtf?


8.) Last person you talked to?
Mom.

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?



9.) One of your nicknames?
Linz

Some one who trys to be the best friend they can be and to see the best in people..even if no one else can.
linz is the best, the nicest, the koolest person alive




10.) Favourite Band/Singer?
none. o_o

Half a penis
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o___o;


..

11.) Movie?
rawr

A primitive sound used to represent a personal feeling. Due to the generic and modular nature of the word, the actual implied meaning varies from person to person.
"RAWR! I am a lion, fear me!"


ahahahhahahah

12.) Book?
elohel

The future lol. People will begin to spell out all letters of acronyms, thus voiding all human existence.
Jay: Did you see that knife kill?
Shizrae: Elohel I did.


xD

13.) First Pet's Name?
CiCi

Cici is the most commonly used word for women's breasts in Bulgaria.It's a little rude, but...who cares?
Dude, look at the size of her cici!

Pich, gley taya kvi cici ima!



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